I hate all the attention

My due date is Wednesday. On my way to work today, I stopped at the drive thru bank teller and she said, "You're still here? You look like you're about ready to pop." I almost chopped her head off. I am so sick of hearing this. I am so sick of it!!!!! Yes! I am still here!!!!! I know I am being a bitch about it, but I have learned there are so many things I am never saying to a pregnant woman again!!!
My thing was always to calculate the due date to see if the pregnant lady would have to be pregnant during the summer and then say, "Oh! You won't have to be very pregnant during the heat of the summer!" I always thought this was so clever of me, and a unique thing to say. However, EVERY PERSON ON EARTH SAYS THIS. I had no idea. I really think the worst one is, "Huhu, you look like you're ready to pop!" THat is such a f*ing stupid thing to say and I have said it SO many times in my life. What does that mean, ready to pop? That I am going to explode guts all over you so get out of the way, fast? That I am a fat hog? What if you just said that to a normal person who wasn't pregnant? Oh my God.